tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post3483748987837536314..comments2024-02-15T01:05:07.101-08:00Comments on The Smoking Pen: BAMF Of The Week: Jason StathamM. Hufstaderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08710221415534490058noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-62960182470647264732022-04-25T17:21:41.499-07:002022-04-25T17:21:41.499-07:00ctivprofVvirji Don Barker https://wakelet.com/wake...ctivprofVvirji Don Barker <a href="https://wakelet.com/wake/PiLjqbXjCblrDuHTBH_xu" rel="nofollow">https://wakelet.com/wake/PiLjqbXjCblrDuHTBH_xu</a><br /> vierapounkiactivprofVvirjihttps://wakelet.com/wake/6h9mPqpMUxA-xDG1JCtAUnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-16523902944473239332012-05-17T22:36:46.544-07:002012-05-17T22:36:46.544-07:00Exactamundo. I didn't enjoy Expendables becaus...Exactamundo. I didn't enjoy Expendables because I was hoping for so much more. Maybe I should give it another chance. The colon is the sign of all bad things. I love Statham, I love Ray Liotta, but...medieval epic? Really? Awkward.M. Hufstaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08710221415534490058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-78493446197481535262012-05-15T23:25:58.297-07:002012-05-15T23:25:58.297-07:00Who cares what Jason's like in real life? As l...Who cares what Jason's like in real life? As long as he keeps kicking ass in highly entertaining ways on film, I'm there. I enjoyed Expendables. It was cheesetastic goodness to me like a Walker: Texas Ranger marathon. I think his worst film was In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (you know it's bad when there's a colon in the title). It's a wannabe medieval epic that featured LeeLee Sobieski and Ray Liotta. Directed by the horrific Uwe Boll. It is as bad as bad can be.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-56772749851724270622012-05-14T13:22:48.989-07:002012-05-14T13:22:48.989-07:00I'm intrigued enough by the strangeness of Bli...I'm intrigued enough by the strangeness of Blitz to officially want to see it. It sounds like it's got a bunch of great pieces! Plus, all the actors in it are awesome. Time to check that shit out.M. Hufstaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08710221415534490058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-62767378128607455752012-05-14T03:50:36.996-07:002012-05-14T03:50:36.996-07:00"The Mechanic" is your usual Statham far..."The Mechanic" is your usual Statham fare, balls to the wall action.<br /><br />"Blitz", on the other hand, is your unusual Statham fare. Statham's a detective, and Paddy Considine is his gay partner. They have to catch a brutal cop killer by the name of Blitz. "Blitz", contrary to its title, is not so much action-oriented, and even though it may seem as every other cop movie, it has something distinctive in it. It's not a "whodunnit" police mystery, and it's also not a psychological mind-game between the killer and the cops a la Se7en.<br /><br />Overall, I liked it quite a lot. Will love to read your thoughts about it.Shafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08941535851365874324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-76010126748856225962012-05-11T13:43:02.067-07:002012-05-11T13:43:02.067-07:00Thanks! Looking super cool when you punch people i...Thanks! Looking super cool when you punch people in the face is really, really, all I ask out of a badass.M. Hufstaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08710221415534490058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-8892952052580172382012-05-11T13:42:11.918-07:002012-05-11T13:42:11.918-07:00I know! I will review that movie. Pronto. Because ...I know! I will review that movie. Pronto. Because I love it ridiculous amounts. <br /><br />"I don't need him to care about my ass, I need him to kick it. Repeatedly." WIN. And my point exactly. The dude's a fucking bull in a china shop and I wouldn't ask for anything else. <br /><br />I LOVE NONSENSICAL EXCITED RAMBLING!M. Hufstaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08710221415534490058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-37588559912865683352012-05-09T11:43:44.965-07:002012-05-09T11:43:44.965-07:00Fantastic choice for a BAMF! Statham rules. He is ...Fantastic choice for a BAMF! Statham rules. He is always entertaining and looks super cool when he is punching people in the face! Haha.Tyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06188012325610596179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-34396123755409188482012-05-07T16:53:49.159-07:002012-05-07T16:53:49.159-07:00I can't believe you've never seen Crank! M...I can't believe you've never seen Crank! Madness! I remember loving the shit out of it the first time, but the second flick sucks large amounts of adrenaline-fueled ass.<br /><br />Statham is an excellent pick for BAMF, regardless. The guy oozes an overall vibe of 'fuck off' - that's nice.<br /><br />Love the bit about him being a prick in real life. If it's true oh well. I don't need him to care about my ass, I need him to kick it. Repeatedly.<br /><br />(I deleted the initial comment because in my excitement it was basically impossible to decipher)m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-91004117373069734122012-05-07T15:14:20.385-07:002012-05-07T15:14:20.385-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-65113806271041578242012-05-05T12:19:47.532-07:002012-05-05T12:19:47.532-07:00Word! Jason Statham makes an excellent Jason Stath...Word! Jason Statham makes an excellent Jason Statham. End of story.M. Hufstaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08710221415534490058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-72455204394868618112012-05-04T16:37:00.213-07:002012-05-04T16:37:00.213-07:00Agreed. Even when his movies aren't the best, ...Agreed. Even when his movies aren't the best, his character is always likeable and kick ass. He's very good at the part he plays, which is not a bad thing at all. You could say the same thing of most historic BAMF's.INDBrenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11606473452389713844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-21485218312304151622012-05-04T11:20:35.898-07:002012-05-04T11:20:35.898-07:00Damn, that's unfortunate, Blitz looked promisi...Damn, that's unfortunate, Blitz looked promising! Still, I'll have to check out the Mechanic for sure. He sure is!M. Hufstaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08710221415534490058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-22145844910612000932012-05-04T10:57:22.712-07:002012-05-04T10:57:22.712-07:00I've seen both The Mechanic and Blitz. I can&#...I've seen both The Mechanic and Blitz. I can't even remember a moment of Blitz, but the Mechanic was decent. But Statham is one hell of a BAMF.Mr. Darkohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07547686812685799842noreply@blogger.com