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Hufstaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08710221415534490058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-25917236572688383432012-02-02T03:23:16.213-08:002012-02-02T03:23:16.213-08:00The thing is, the game it's based on is really...The thing is, the game it's based on is really, really good - not just in terms of badass gameplay, but also in storyline. It was true hard-boiled crime noir.<br /><br />But the film... ugh! Not a bad film, indeed, but completely 'meh'.Shafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08941535851365874324noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-41783853942652015132012-01-16T13:25:55.741-08:002012-01-16T13:25:55.741-08:00Touche, salesman, touche. Milla Jovovich is a bada...Touche, salesman, touche. Milla Jovovich is a badass, that much is true. The thing is, I didn't hate this movie, and if it's on TV I'll probably watch it for kicks. It was just disappointing to see such a cool premise fall on its face. Thanks!M. Hufstaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08710221415534490058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-50103956911586796642012-01-16T13:14:51.413-08:002012-01-16T13:14:51.413-08:00Good assessment. It was almost really good, but ju...Good assessment. It was almost really good, but just pulled back at the finish. That being said it was better than just about any movie based on a videogame that doesn't have Milla Jovovich in it has any right to be.INDBrenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11606473452389713844noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-73595094086837227142012-01-16T13:01:21.826-08:002012-01-16T13:01:21.826-08:00@ Russell--AHAHA! That is slightly traumatizing. G...@ Russell--AHAHA! That is slightly traumatizing. Going to fix immediately. Thanks for the head's up!<br /><br />I'm with you there--though I've never actually had a game to play, I also haven't seen a movie based on a video game and finished it thinking it was an excellent movie. <br /><br />I just put it up, which is why you haven't seen it before! I've got to make sure Chuck Norris buys copious amounts of allergy medicine. Part of my evil plan to...do evil things. <br /><br />@ M. Brown--Thanks! I'm glad someone appreciates my closet theater self. I'd love to read someone else's opinion of the movie, so get on the review! <br /><br />Raper are the best actors! Especially when they pose as candy sells men...M. Hufstaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08710221415534490058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-62306827144649409802012-01-16T10:49:54.563-08:002012-01-16T10:49:54.563-08:00Well, I'm in. The great review (even if the mo...Well, I'm in. The great review (even if the movie ultimately doesn't work) was enough, but then you threw in a Grease reference in a Max Payne review? Sold. <br /><br />I just don't think my review will be as amusing. <br /><br />And fuck correcting it, I do get excited when I see rapers act. That shit's compelling.m.brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14457418128925003938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-36370884945710836792012-01-16T05:18:36.970-08:002012-01-16T05:18:36.970-08:00Please tell me you mean you get excited when you s...Please tell me you mean you get excited when you see "rappers" act and act well, not "rapers"!<br /><br />I loved the games, but games rarely make a good transition to the screen, even with a cool idea like Max Payne. Coupled with Mark Wahlberg, and I had no interest in ever seeing this film. Your review convinces me I made a good choice.<br /><br />There, Chuck Norris has sneezed! How long has that been there? How have I never seen that before!filmrrusshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08242906606942840491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-44736878222768630462012-01-15T16:16:07.401-08:002012-01-15T16:16:07.401-08:00The thing is...it's not a BAD movie. It's ...The thing is...it's not a BAD movie. It's actually pretty good in the campy sort of way, until about two thirds through. Video games are something I've spent my entire life avoiding, because I know if I got a playstation thingy I'd never, ever leave the house. Nonetheless, you're welcome! I'm glad you save a soul from the winged stoner angels.M. Hufstaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08710221415534490058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-29822134580303320582012-01-15T15:43:53.477-08:002012-01-15T15:43:53.477-08:00Never sniffed this train wreck...thankfully, it ap...Never sniffed this train wreck...thankfully, it appears! I was casually introduced to the video game many years ago. It proved to be a sufficient antidote for what was largely a smorgasbord of drab, otherwise static games. However, I didn't think it warranted a cinematic adaptation. You've justified my assumptions, so thank you :)FilmMattichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15567287349203493671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-52602009825853253232012-01-15T12:07:44.797-08:002012-01-15T12:07:44.797-08:00Agreed! I know it's based off a video game but...Agreed! I know it's based off a video game but...c'mon. They could've come out with something everyone would enjoy if they'd only applied a little screenwriting physics to the whole thing.M. Hufstaderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08710221415534490058noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-449435543689622165.post-53427220726193565882012-01-15T11:55:00.360-08:002012-01-15T11:55:00.360-08:00I agree. I was on board this vengeance train until...I agree. I was on board this vengeance train until everything went all shit storm in the river. WTF? I wanted to bitch slap the writer into next week, call "Cut" and start rewriting.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04443736284850057306noreply@blogger.com