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QT BLOGATHON: RESERVOIR DOGS

Alright, your mini-April Fool's of the day. But I could really keep quoting Reservoir Dogs until my jaw falls off. It is just so. Fucking. Good. And I'm not the only one who thinks so! To recap: since Django Unchained, Tarantino's next film, is coming out in December, I came up with the devious plot to do a QT Blogathon leading up to it. The challenge? A Tarantino film a month. So it kicked off with a little slow start and an edge of procrastination--I didn't get my own review up until last night. However! The past is in the past. Onward! Despite the fact that everything's been hectic this month, I did have two badass badsses who stepped up to the plate and sent me their reviews of the brilliant Reservoir Dogs. Check them out!

1. Mr. Darko of The Movie Log informs us of exactly how many uses of the word "fuck" there are in Reservoir Dogs. Spoiler alert: 272. Read it to believe it.

2. Brent of Criminal Movies gives a thorough review of why everything in Reservoir Dogs is better than you. Did I say thorough? I meant he motherfuckin' preaches that shit. Amen, brother.

3. Rob of French Toast Sunday doesn't just give us an epic review, he also gives us a beer to go with it.

Thanks for sending them! You both get up on the badass wall of fame. Which, in case you don't know, is a wall of fire from which the One Ring was forged and on which Chuck Norris barbecues hamburgers on a regular basis. Or in the words of Mr. Orange: You're fucking Barretta. You're supercool.

Next up, we've got True Romance (1993). I'm going to get a review up at some point during this month (hopefully, you know, before the last day). If anyone else wants to get in on it, send your review/podcast/list/singing elephant to mhufstader (at) gm.slc.edu any time before May 1st. On May 1st, I'll put up a list of all the people who sent their reviews in.