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About The Blog

If it explodes, moans, or swears, I've probably seen it. This blog contains reviews, top lists, and updates on badassitry in film. I post a movie review at least once a week, usually alongside something random and epic. Be forewarned, though, my reviews are littered with the occasional minor spoiler, so tread with caution. Or just stop by and see what I have to say after you've seen the movie.

Partners In Crime

Sista From Another Mista

Sista From Another Mista

BAMF Of The Week

BAMF Of The Week

Films To Die For

5 Guns.
The ultimate badass.
4 Guns.
I'd trust this one to cover me.
3 Guns.
We let this one watch the car.
2 Guns.
It blows its own head off.
1 Gun.
Like a horse head in my bed.

Badass Features

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Proud To Be A Lamb

Proud To Be A Lamb

Music Of The Mo'

Targets

1960s 1970s 1980s 1990s 2000s 2010s Aliens Amy Adams Angelina Jolie Antonio Banderas Apocalypse Arnold Schwarzenegger Benicio Del Toro Black Comedy Boxing Movie Brad Pitt Brendan Gleeson British Bruce Lee Bruce Willis Cameron Diaz Cate Blanchett Chris Hemsworth Chris Penn Chris Pine Christian Bale Christmas Christoph Waltz Christopher Lee Christopher Nolan Christopher Walken Chuck Fucking Norris Clint Eastwood Colin Farrell Colin Firth Comedy Cop Movie Cowboys Daniel Craig Danny Boyle Danny Trejo Daryl Hannah David Fincher David Lynch Dennis Hopper Don Cheadle Eric Bana Eva Green Ewan McGregor Francis Ford Coppola Freddy Kruger Gary Oldman Gearhead George Clooney George Lazenby Gina Carano Giselle Itie Guy Ritchie Halloween Hanna Harrison Ford Harvey Keitel Indiana Jones Jackie Chan James Bond James Franco Jason Statham Jeff Bridges Jet Li Jodie Foster John C. Reilly John Connor John Goodman Johnny Depp Jon Favreau Josh Brolin Jude Law Judi Dench Kirk Douglas Laurence Fishburne Liam Neeson Lisbeth Salander List Lundgren Mark Strong Mark Wahlberg Martin Scorsese Matt Damon Megan Fox Melissa Leo Michael Fassbender Michael Madsen Michael Mann Michael Parks Michelle Rodriguez Mickey Rourke Mila Kunis Naomi Watts Natalie Portman Nicolas Cage Noomi Rapace Norman Reedus Pam Grier Plug Psychological Thriller Pulp Fiction Quentin Tarantino Ralph Fiennes Ray Liotta Robert Rodrigeuz Robots Roger Moore Rose McGowan Ryan Gosling Sam Worthington Samuel L. Jackson Scarlett Johansson Sean Connery Sergio Leone Seth Rogen Spaghetti Western Spoof Stallone Stanley Kubrick Star Wars Steven Spielberg TV Show Thanksgiving The Coen Brothers The Wachowski Brothers The Walking Dead Til Schweiger Tim Roth Tom Hardy Trailer Uma Thurman Underrated actor Vinnie Jones War Film Wes Craven Woody Harrelson Zoe Bell Zombies alternate reality award blogathon bromance fuck 3D gangsters horror kevin smith kickass women lesbian nazi newsflash play-by-play spy film stoner humor superheros vampires whoring wtf

Killer Flicks

  • Apocalypse Now (1979)
  • A Clockwork Orange (1971)
  • Boogie Nights (1997)
  • Casino Royale (2006)
  • Cowboys & Aliens (2011)
  • Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
  • Dr. No (1962)
  • Enter The Dragon (1973)
  • From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
  • The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009)
  • The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)
  • Goldfinger (1964)
  • The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly (1966)
  • Hanna (2011)
  • Haywire (2012)
  • In Bruges (2008)
  • Kick-Ass (2010)
  • Layer Cake (2004)
  • Live And Let Die (1973)
  • Machete (2010)
  • Max Payne (2008)
  • On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)
  • Priest (2011)
  • Red State (2011)
  • Revolver (2005)
  • Sucker Punch (2011)
  • Terminator Salvation (2009)
  • Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (2011)

Upcoming Badassitry

Upcoming Badassitry

I'm Versatile, Bitches.

I'm Versatile, Bitches.

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Top 5 Posts This Week

  • BAMF Of The Week: Joss Whedon
    JOSS WHEDON "Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it, sauté it, whatever. MAKE." It's hard to ignore Joss Whedon....
  • Bad Mother Fucker.
    QT BLOGATHON So I know I've been a little MIA lately, but I've been locked in a heated battle with The Terminator, so it takes...
  • Oh Snap, M. Did Something Right.
    THE VERSATILE BLOGGER It's a bird! It's a plane! It's The Smoking Pen's first blogger award! All the thanks for this one go...
  • David Plays Basketball With His Alien Buddy.
    PROMETHEUS (2012) Image from screenrant.com. I'll be the first to say it. This movie couldn't disappoint me if it tried. I...
  • A Life In Movies.
    A LIFE IN MOVIES So it  came to my attention  that there's this awesome little blogathon created by  Fandango Groovers  going down call...

Dossier

  • The Large Association of Movie Blogs
    Lambcast #774 The Inevitable Defeat of Mister and Pete-June MOTM - The story of two boys, left to fend for themselves in NYC, during a hot summer, when they are separated from their drug addicted hooking mothers. The two y...
  • Explosive Action
    Video Essay - SIX SHOTS! of Direct-to-Video Action Movies (2010-2015) - Going back to the roots of Explosive Action with a look at Six DTV Action Films from the 2010s! I take a look at the films Bullet (Danny Trejo), Raze (Zo...
  • Sorta That Guy
    Oscars Thoughts and Predictions - Surprise nominations, award bodies giving differing results, the Emilia Pérez scandal and, of course, the Los Angeles fires--all of it combined to give ...
  • Rachel's Reel Reviews
    Poltergeist II: The Other Side | 4K UHD Blu-ray Review - The 4K UHD Blu-Ray of Poltergeist II offers excellent visual restoration and a powerful Dolby Atmos mix, despite occasional dialogue issues, making it a so...
  • Chuck Norris Ate My Baby
    The 2023 Halloween Party Music UBER MEGA-MIX! - [image: Halloween music videos] Darkness is abound, completely taking over As your senses are filed with the smells of October The blackness is unavoidabl...
  • CineMarvellous!: Movie Reviews by Nebular
    [10/10] 300 (2007) [15th Anniversary Re-Review] - *300 (2007)* *Quick Review:* A legendary tale of valor, which Snyder adapts with epic effect, the testosterone-driven "300" is led by Gerard Butler's mas...
  • Watching the Detectives
    'Knives Out' is a great Who-Dunnit - *Knives Out (2019)* Starring: Ana de Armas, Daniel Craig, Chris Evans, Jamie Lee Curtis, Don Johnson, Michael Shannon, Christopher Plummer, and LaKeith Stan...
  • Cool Target: Action Movie Reviews
    WEEKEND OF TRASH XXIII - Regular meet up with a couple of the dues from Blueprint Review for another weekend of obsucre, schlocky, and often downright oddness (with the odd class...
  • The Gentlemen's Blog to Midnite Cinema
    The Evil That Men Do (1984) - Over the span of his career, Charles Bronson worked with a variety directors on more than one project. The director that most fans associate with Bron...
  • Comeuppance Reviews
    My Samurai (1992) - *My Samurai* (1992)- *1\2 Directed by: Fred H. Dresch Starring: John Kallo, Julian Lee, Lynne Hart, Terry O'Quinn, Bubba Smith, and Mako “I left wit...
  • The Horror Digest
    The Witch: People Are Talking. Talking BOUT WITCHES. - Last year, all anyone could talk about was The Witch. *“Oh my God you guys, The Witch is EVERYTHING”* *“The Witch scared the crap out of me”* *“Black Phil...
  • filmsRruss
    I, Frankenstein (2014) - [image: i-frankenstein-2014-poster_092558] Pseudo Underworld, stitched together from the corpses of various horror actioners and given unholy life. fr...
  • Day Of The Woman
    “To die, to be really dead, that must be glorious!” -
  • Encore's World of Film & TV
    Poor Joe: on Angels in America's lost character - For Nathaniel’s interactive *Hit Me With Your Best* Feature this week he’s chosen Mike Nichols’ HBO adaptation of the Tony Award winning play Angels in Am...
  • Criminal Movies
    Joe - Family affects us all, even, or especially, when it's not around. In David Gordon Green's latest movie, "Joe" it is around, but the worst distortion of wh...
  • Film Forager
    NEW WEBSITE - Hello, friends. Well, it's been real, but the time has come for me to mosey on over to a new space. I've had Film Forager since the fall of 2008 and I've ...
  • FilmMattic
    Top 10 Movies of 2013 - *Auteur-ior Motives* *Editorial note: I wanted to put this list together sooner, so as not to compromise its already dwindling relevance -- but a few impo...
  • Movies Kick Ass
    Review: "The Rugby Player" - As a new New Yorker, I'm not sure if I'm even allowed to commemorate 9/11 like the people who lived here when the attacks occurred. This was my second 9/...
  • Big Thoughts from a Small Mind
    One Chapter Ends...Another One Begins - Today marks the end of a lengthy, and I would say very unexpected, journey. After seven years it is time to close the door on this little film blog known...
  • TheMovie411
    Man of Steel Trailer - It's finally here, the Man of Steel trailer and I know you all have probably seen it a million times already, but I wanted to give my two cents on it and w...
  • Jack L. film reviews
    End of The Week Post - *The Adventures of Tintin* - 2011 directed by Steven Spielberg 9/10 The comics were childhood favourites of mine, so I was rather nervous when the cinemati...
  • [film] girl, interrupted
    Let's Talk Television! The 10 Shows I Could Not Live Without - Although I focus the majority of my writing energy on movies, I would like to take a moment to discuss the boob tube. Over the years, the quality of televi...
  • Film Gurl
    My Last Blog Post... - Hi all! Thank you everyone for taking the time to read my blog especially my movie reviews and insights. I want to personally thank each and everyone of ...
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