11.15.2012

BAMF Of The Week: M.

M. (JUDI DENCH)
"To Hell with dignity! I'll retire when my goddamn job is finally done."

If we know James Bond films for nothing else, we know them for the Bond girls. The sleek, sexy little pieces of eyecandy with stripper names. Yet so often, we fail to recognize the Bond girl among Bond girls: M. Sure, maybe one day I'll do a BAMF Of The Week for all M.s, but Judi Dench's M. has a special place in the car battery strapped to my ribcage. She's hard-edge and, above all, gets the job done. Whatever it takes. Even if that means having her own agents go through with some rather questionable tasks. She's a cold, hard bitch is there ever was one, but even passed her stoney exterior, we get constant glimpses of something more to her. Hints that she's a mother, that she was once a woman who fell in love with a poet. Little things like that only add to the awesomeness that is her character and make her even more impressive for never, ever folding under pressure. 

And, of course, there is her incredible relationship with Bond. While at times they may be at each other's throats, you get the impression (especially with the Craig series) that she's one of the few people who knows the Bond behind his martinis and charming smile. They share a trust if only because they both distrust everyone else--like soldiers caught behind enemies lines. And at the end of the day--no matter how much of a brat Bond can be and no matter how much of an ice queen M. can be, they have each other's backs. In one way or other. Even if that means M. trusts Bond enough to let him dig himself out of his own bloody grave.

Best films: Casino Royale (2006) and Skyfall (2012), without a doubt. Judi Dench's M. and Daniel Craig's Bond have a brilliant relationship. At times weirdly maternal (Archer style), at times masochistic, they always manage to bring out the best and worst of each other. And I physically cannot get enough of it. 

Worst films: Did I like Judi Dench with Pierce Brosnan? Sure. He introduced her into this world, I'm glad she's stuck around for so long. However, I got the feeling they were really holding her on a tight leash in the Brosnan days. Her character had so much potential and instead of letting her fly, they kept her to the sidelines looking like a grandmother bull-dyke. 

Best quotes: "I love keeping naughty boys in order."

Fun fact: Her ringtone is the James Bond theme song. Also, she's the reason my first name has been shortened to "M." Not that I'm a fangirl or anything. Er.

9 comments:

  1. Fucking awesome. I've missed the greatness that is the BAMF of the week/month.

    Big fan of the term 'grandmother bull-dyke' too. Nit sure if I'll ever get to use it in conversation, but damned if I won't try.

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    1. Thanks, homie! And I'm glad you liked my new phrase! You need to find some way to use it in a conversation, for sure. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

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  2. Goddamn right she is! This post is the best use the internet has been put to anywhere this week!

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    1. Thanks!! That's a high compliment! I was in M-ourning, I had to do it.

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  3. Love it. She's ab fab. Will miss her but they gave her the perfect send-off.

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    1. Agreed! It depresses me, but it couldn't have ended any other way.

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  4. I missed this, but I'm here now. LOL LOVE M. Can't believe she's gone, but she was a hell of a woman. Skyfall and Casino were her best flicks for sure.

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  5. Finally caught Skyfall and I must say your BAMF pick is well deserved here. She was really terrific and at least she went out on her own terms.

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  6. I've just downloaded iStripper, so I can watch the hottest virtual strippers on my taskbar.

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