KILLER RABBIT
"That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide!"
When you wake up this morning and look under your bed to find a basket full of chocolate and little marshmallow sugar peeps before running off to steal plastic eggs from small children, I want you to pause for a moment and reflect on the true meaning of Easter. You know what I'm talking about. The tale that's been passed down for years upon years, the epic legend that reminds you to take some time before going to sleep to get on your knees and pray. That's right. I'm talking about the Killer Rabbit. Sure, over the years, we've come to know him as "the Easter bunny", who delivers packages of sweets to every child all across the world. But there are still many among us who remember the dark days when this maniacal ball of fur and war-lust slaughtered the few badasses who dared to disturb this crazed creature. We commemorate this day of carnage with chocolate and hymns of some dude who died for our sins or something, but I for one will not forget the little bloodthirsty furball of fury who a few decent extras lost their lives to.
In other words, happy Easter, all!
Haha killer rabbits...interesting spin, as always!
ReplyDeleteThough, I think I had a nightmare about these very rabbits last night. Oh well...
haha awesome, I love that scene!
ReplyDeletePerfect choice for Easter day!
LMAO! Killer bunnies rock. It's like Night of the Lepus where giant mutant rabbits terrorize the southwest. They eat people, crush cars. Methinks they might be descendants of the dread Rabbit of Caerbannog, exacting revenge for their bunny ancestor.
ReplyDeleteA dark, twisted take on a sugar coma holiday. I love it!
Excellent use of Easter worked into the BAMF! Run away!!!
ReplyDeleteBTW...had a suggestion for a future one of these: Stephen Lang. His Avatar character might have been paper-thin, but there's no doubt the guy's a bad ass.
@ Matty--I'm glad you appreciate it! Sorry about your nightmare, those rabbits, man. They're out for blood, I'm telling you!
ReplyDelete@ Jack L--It's Monty Python, who doesn't love it? Thanks, I thought it was a good Easter day choice too!
@ Melissa--Bwahaha! I agree, killer bunnies are the shit! I'm...damn you. Now I have to see Night of the Lepus. That almost as good as Attack of the Killer Tomatos. But with rabbits. Can it get better? I think not. He must be their bunny ancestor, no other explanation. I'm glad you liked it!
@ Fletch--Thanks! Definitely run away from that little bastard! And Stephen Lang, interesting! I'll have to check him out more, I can't say I've seen that many of his movies. Personally, I think he was actually one of the best parts of Avatar, simply because never for a moment did you forget he was "the bad guy", just by the way Stephen Lang clearly had a lot of fun snarling it up. Though as a weird, self-indulgent side note? I worked as an unpaid intern on his upcoming project Someday This Pain Will Be Useful To You. Shameless self promotion, and I never actually got to see him, but from what I've seen of him and what I know about the role...it's going to be a bit of a twist on his normal character choices. Hopefully in a good way. We'll see when it comes out!
That is quite the interesting sidenote - what were the odds that someone I would suggest would be someone you've "worked" with? Anyway, I haven't seen all that much of his work, either - at least, not that I knew of at the time...you seen Tombstone? I love that flick, but never knew who he was when I would watch it. He's Ike! Unrecognizable.
ReplyDeleteI know, right? "Worked with" is a bit of a stretch, I answered phones and picked up lunch orders, but hey! The movie business is full of slave labor. I haven't seen Tombstone! But now just for that I'm going to have to pick it up. Yet another to add to my list!
ReplyDeleteKiller rabbits, I love it! I have long been advocating that rabbit are the second greatest threat to humanity.
ReplyDeleteThanks! I'm glad you liked it! Between killer rabbits, the zombie apocalypse, and artificial intelligence, there really is no hope for man kind.
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