8.10.2012

Fight Club Rule #14:


14. How to name an action hero:

Snake Plissken: A badass among badasses.
John McClane: A badass among average Joes.
Aaron Cross: We didn't try, but we hope you enjoy it anyway.
Jack Reacher: Action hero or gay porn star? You decide.

6 comments:

  1. Wish it was not Tom Cruise playing Jack Reacher. He's a great character and it looks like they've turned him into a porn star.

    BTW will be doing the Leibster this weekend hopefully. I'll let you know when it's up.

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    1. I know nothing about the Jack Reacher books, so I honestly can't say anything. Still!

      And I'm stoked to read it!

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  2. Ha! dead on! I'm going to use your classifications from now on.

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    1. Thanks! I'm glad I can put some order to the nonsense that is action hero names.

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  3. Perhaps he can be both an action hero AND a gay porn star? The double duty capability will blow people's minds and heat things up on the big screen.

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