3.17.2011

Biggest Cocktease Since Dita Von

HOWLIN' FOR YOU

I wish I could tell you this movie was coming to a theater near you. I wish I could tell you that I'm going to be there, ticket in hand, opening night. Unfortunately, all I can tell you is that it's an epic fucking music video, and a giant tease of a faux-movie trailer. But hey. It can happen. Can I hear it for Machete (2010)? But maybe I'm just overreacting in a Battlestar Galactica sort of way. The world may never know. Either way, you all may now share my pain.

5 comments:

  1. This totally freakin' rocks!! I cannot believe this is not a movie. Someone call Robert Rodriguez right fuckin' now.

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  2. haha! That's awesome! "It'd be a sin not to glorify that ass." That needs to get made now!

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  3. @ Melissa--I knooow! Robert Rodriguez needs to direct this. Pronto. End of story.

    @ Brent--SUCH good one liners. Really, I don't understand how anyone could make a trailer that badass and not be inspired to continue.

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  4. Aye, dios mio...Helfer and Baird.

    This made my day. Tremendous song already, but then you throw those ladies, Todd Bridges and the Flying Tomato into the mix? Wow.

    Thanks for sharing this.

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  5. My pleasure! It definitely made my life, so I had to share it with the masses.

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