8.29.2012

Girls Kissing And...Whatever.

TRAILERS

There are a couple reasons I'll see a movie. If it has a good script, I'll see it. If it has a good director, I'll see it. If it has a lesbian Noomi Rapace, I'll see it. It's been a while since I've been completely, utterly shameless, so it's about that time again. Here are a couple movies I'm seeing, first and foremost, for the hotness factor:

TRAILER: PASSION (2012)


No words can describe my emotions. Probably because my brain fell somewhere between my legs. Is this real life?

DREDD 3D (2012)


I love Lena Headey much more than I should after the failure that was the Terminator TV series. Still. She's fucking Lena Headey. Your argument is invalid. 

10 comments:

  1. Hey my sista, where you been? We've missed you and your badassitry around these parts. These movies look wicked, especially Dredd. Was not a big fan of Stallone's flick and Karl Urban just lights up my dreams.

    Passion looks pretty hot, too. Did you know there is a female werewolf movie coming out called Jack & Diane?

    Hey, I did a review on Kill Bill for the awesome QT blogathon. Here's the link http://melissasimaginarium.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-best-movies-i-have-ever-seen-kill.html

    Man, my response here as been all over the map. Somebody shoot me.

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    1. My sista! I've missed you too! I've been all over the place. But I have movie reviews piling up, so I need to get on them! Karl Urban is awesome. End of story. Star Trek win.

      I heard about the werewolf movie but COMPLETELY forgot about it until you mentioned it. Shame on me. Does it look any good?

      And yes! Victory! I'll put it up! I need to actually write my review...hopefully I'll get it out tomorrow!

      *Loads gun*

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    2. Thanks for the clean shot. Knew I could count on you. Anyway, been hearing mixed reviews on the Jack & Diane flick. I hope to catch it as soon as humanly possible. I will let you know when I see it. Looking forward to all those movie reviews.

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    3. You're welcome! I'm auditioning to be part of your zombie team, clearly. As long as I can bring Tallahassee with me. I'm looking forward to your opinion of Jack & Diane! Can never tell what movies are worth the admission fee these days...

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  2. Passion looks like it could be equal parts utterly fantastic/fucking ridiculous. Either way, I'm in.

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    1. Agreed! I don't care if they spend the movie playing ping-pong, I'm in it for the lesbian Noomi Rapace.

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    2. So my big problem with Passion is that it sounds just like that movie that came out with Julianne Moore and Julia Stiles. The second thing is that I saw Brian DePalma's name on it - the same flawed old fuddy-duddy who gave us that stupid Femme Fatale as an excuse to watch Rebecca Romijn make out with a model.

      I'm not against the girl-love, not at all. But if that's all that you want to say about your movie, then you're not marketing it to adults (which is likely the rating it'll get), you're marketing it to horny teens. In which case the title should be Two Hot Women Make Out; I could actually support that.

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  3. Hey!

    Nick from www.cinekatz.com here. Doing some scout work for the LAMB. We're wanting to make an email newsletter for community features as well as a list we're making similar to Sight & Sound's best movies of all time list. Just need an email! Email me at npowe131 at gmail.com

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    1. Hey there! Sounds exciting, I'll check it out!

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  4. It's nice to know that inside an of-age lesbian, the 15 year-old me lurks. I'll debate the $ factor on Dredd, but I'm less sure about the first picture. Is this... getting old?

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