DECEMBER MOVIES
If case you're wondering where I am this December, you can find me stalking the movie theaters at any one of these dates:
Shame (December 2nd)
Fassbender. Mulligan. Sex addiction. I'm there.
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy (December 9th)
It's been talked about so much I feel like I've already seen it. Still, that won't stop me from running to the theaters.
Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows (December 16th)
Noomi Rapace is not in my bed. There is no god.
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (December 23rd)
Speak of the tattooed devil. Even without the Rapace love, I will see it and enjoy it, dammit.
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol (December 23rd)
The amount of excitement I have for this movie is actually borderline unhealthy.
And these are the reasons I'll be at home hating the world and drinking myself into oblivion:
New Year's Eve
Unless this movie ends with Hugo Stiglitz killing every man, woman, and child the moment the ball drops, I'm not interested.
The Sitter
No.
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
What self respecting six year old sees these movies?
