Foot Fetish Friday!

Uma Thurman and Tarantino drink out of Thurman's shoes.
“Throughout our long and glorious — and inglourious — relationship, we’ve had our ups and downs, but for now I’ll just focus on Kill Bill. Deep in the desert, late one night around four am, for once my phone accidentally went off [during a take]. And Quentin screamed, as he does, ‘Whose phone is that!? Whoever’s phone that is is dead!’ And I said, from the dirt pile I was half buried under, ‘That was my phone, actually, so leave the crew alone.’ And he said ‘You let your phone go off one more time and I’ll make you regret the day you ever started acting!’ And I screamed back, ‘That happened a long time ago, motherfucker!’

And from there, we had some more ups and downs. Towards the end, we were sitting in Quentin’s office during a particularly grueling moment of shooting, and I irritated him somehow. And he said, ‘You do that one more time and, next time we work together, I’m gonna write ‘Bitch’ on the back of your chair!’ And I said, ‘Honey, next time we work together, you might as well write ‘idiot’ on the back of my chair.’ 

So in honor of that, and the many myths of Quentin and I, darling…”


  1. Great toast. I wish I could come up with something as witty for my wedding. I know Tarantino's foot fetish is reasonably well documented but I've alwasy found it strange he has a fascination with Uma Thurman's feet - I'm sure there's better examples of peds-worth-loving than Uma's manly size 8s.

  2. I know, right? It's very hard to beat a toast that loving yet biting at the same time. I get the feeling that Uma Thurman's probably just about the only person who can snap at Tarantino with just as much vigor as he barks at her and not get penalized for it. His foot fetish is pretty damn fantastic. One of many unusual signatures of his.


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