Is That Your Gun Or Are You Happy To See Me?

LOVE KILLS

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Ah, Valentines Day. A day of candy boxed chocolates, small fluffy stuffed animals, and red roses. A time to turn to your partner and spend all day reminding them that you love them. A time to watch Titanic (1997) with a box of kleenex tissues. A time to rent bad, Hallmark inspired movies written specifically to make a lot of money on one day of the year and then go ignored for another 364 days. Or, in some cases, Valentines Day is the day you finally decide to let your partner tag along on your top secret mission. It's the day you tell them to relax, you'll take care of cleaning up the corpses tonight. The day you tell them what you really think about them with a limited edition Hattori Hanzo sword. This is a list of the latter group of Valentines Day participants. Without further ado, my top five duos who kill as easily as they kiss.

Top Ten Mindfucking Action Scenes.

TOP TEN MINDFUCKING ACTION SCENES

Neo vs. handstands.

Ah yes, action. The guns, the blood, the explosions. It's good for the testosterone, good for adrenaline, and just plain good for the soul. But, every once in a couple years, there will be that one director that pushes it that extra inch. Who takes the action to a whole new level of awesomeness. And so, in no particular order, here's my list of action scenes that fucked with my head.