8. I have a Real Doll that looks just like you.
If you have to walk around reminding everyone you're the sexiest woman in the room, chances are...you aren't. As soon as women adopt the role of "sex pot", they lose what actually made them a sex pot in the first place. Pork chops taste good, but personality goes a long way,
if you know what I mean. Scar Jo, you had me at hello with your
peanut butter smeared fingers. Angelina Jolie, I liked you better when you had a
crack pipe in one hand and
a woman in your other. Megan Fox...what am I saying? You were never more than a pair of...er. Legs. Personalities, we miss you. Come back.
