THE HUNGER GAMES (2012)
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If theres anything I love more than midnight showings, it's midnight showing with a big fan base. It happened with Harry Potter, it happened with Lord of the Rings, and it happened with The Hunger Games. When it's not so much a movie as it is an event--people waiting in line for hours wearing shirts with lines like "I'd go gay for Gale" or Capitol citizen costumes. Others curled up against the wall, noses in the books. As someone who's read all the Hunger Games trilogy, (what the crap, literacy?), I was stoked. And whether it was midnight movie fever or something in the water, the movie gave me everything I wanted. And then some. But there was one, small thing nagging me. Pulling at the back of my brain. One tiny little detail, not about the movie itself, but about the hype around the movie that gets under my skin. Therefore, in order to rectify the atrocities committed to this movie regarding the controversy surrounding it, let's settle this once and for all, shall we? Fifteen paces, draw your weapon, aim, and--
7 REASONS
WHY I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU COMPARE HUNGER GAMES TO TWILIGHT:
WHY I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU COMPARE HUNGER GAMES TO TWILIGHT:
1. Panem > Sparkly Vampires
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Out of everything I was looking forward to, it was definitely the world of Panem itself that had me on the edge of my seat. There is little I love more than futuristic dystopian societies and the world laid out in The Hunger Games is really something else. It's well thought out, epic, and the movie doesn't miss a detail. I'd say more about it, but you really have to see it to understand.
2. Elizabeth Banks > Kristen Stewart
The acting. Was phenomenal. And I'm super fucking picky when it comes to book-to-movie character adaptations. If an actor doesn't have the right face (which, let's face it, he never will, because no one can ever live up to fictional expectations), I get cranky and bitch and hold grudges (why, Tom Hanks, why did you ever think you could pull off Robert Langdon?). So I was fully expecting to have an actor or two to gripe about by time the movie finished. But the credits began to roll and I, to my surprise, had no complaints. Literally. None. The actors were all spot on, perfectly cast, and acted exactly how I imagined the characters to be. They each stayed true to the spirit of the book--and, hell, even surpassed it sometimes. Seneca Crane? I did not pay attention to that bastard in the novel. Couldn't even remember his name. In the movie, however, he was a stark raving badass. And I wholeheartedly approve. Another mention has to go to Elizabeth Banks, who killed the role. In a good way. I mean, slaughtered it and skullfucked it. She owned Effie Trinket and stole every shot she was in. Even Peeta, who's an annoying little bitch of a character, completely came to life under Josh Hutcherson's practiced smile. |
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And I have to give a moment for Katniss. Simply because something very, very weird happened. I have a lot of faith in Jennifer Lawrence's acting skills, so I knew she could pull off the reluctant rebel. However, what I didn't expect was that I actually liked Katniss more in the movie than I did in the book. Mainly because I didn't have to get inside her head and listen to every petty teenage girl thought that came out of her head. Katniss simply was--a young woman who will do anything to survive so she can go home and take care of her sister. A character a little rough around the edges, but someone we can connect to on a very human level. In short, Jennifer Lawrence, you win.
3. Haymitch > Everything
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Woody Harrelson has never failed to impress me in the past, and he certainly shines on as Katniss and Peeta's bitter and alcoholic mentor who is given the task to train them for the battlefield. Because, really, when you're about to enter an arena with 23 other bloodthirsty kids fighting for their lives, who doesn't want a drunken Woody Harrelson to guide the way? So maybe he's not Katniss' choice power animal, but he's definitely a scene stealer. I saw the midnight opening-night showing of Hunger Games, so the audience was especially lively, but it didn't take an expert to realize that every time Woody Harrelson showed his face, it lit a match under everyone's funny bone. Even with the fugly blonde hair.
4. Slaughtering Children > Teen Pregnancy
Really. What do you want to watch, an teen battle with the drama of getting pregnant by her vampire boyfriend or children with fucking bows and arrows and swords and throwing knives slaughtering one another mercilessly? You want the barely legal bloodbath, am I right? Right? No? Just me? Er, moving right along...
5. Feeling Things > Feeling Nothing
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One thing I did not expect from Hunger Games was the tone of the movie. When you have a big budget film based on a high grossing novel, you tend to expect it to be sleek and smooth and polished off with that shiny, fake Hollywood polish. Especially when it's rated PG-13. But they didn't back away from the grittier side to Hunger Games. Instead, the movie is intense, even brutal at times, and always visceral. We're with Katniss, in her head, without the bad side-effects of an angst teenager's inner monologue. When she's on stage, we get the overwhelming sensation of being in front of a large audience, their cheers overpowering. When she's hazy and feverish, we get the stilted feeling of being jerked in and out of a linear reality. It's one of those things you'll either love or hate, but I personally really enjoyed. It made it impossible to simply watch the movie without feeling completely involved, eyes and body.
There is a downside to visceral-type movies, though. They're usually not great at action scenes. Why? Well, because when you're getting the shit kicked out of you, everything is a fuzzy, jolting blur. Which is bad enough to experience, but incomprehensible to watch. There were a couple fight scenes that had me scratching my head to figure out who exactly was punching what now? Still, I stand by that this technique works...most of the time. They just need to learn how to keep the camera still for action sequences and we'll be good.
There is a downside to visceral-type movies, though. They're usually not great at action scenes. Why? Well, because when you're getting the shit kicked out of you, everything is a fuzzy, jolting blur. Which is bad enough to experience, but incomprehensible to watch. There were a couple fight scenes that had me scratching my head to figure out who exactly was punching what now? Still, I stand by that this technique works...most of the time. They just need to learn how to keep the camera still for action sequences and we'll be good.
6. Katniss > Bella Swan
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I know, I know. I ogle any hot woman with a lethal weapon in hand. Guilty as charged. That aside, Katniss is the shit. She holds her own, she's epic with a bow and arrow, and she's extraordinarily self-sufficient. Bitch doesn't need no man carrying her purse. She's a strong and able woman who can (more or less) stand on her own two feet. Sure, she's a teenage girl and occasionally needs a kick in the right direction. But what we like about Katniss is that she's completely self-reliant.
And, yes. There's romance. There's a love triangle. It's going to turn into this long, drawn out thing for the rest of the series. But while Bella Swan was torn between a stalker and a furry, Katniss is torn between two men who have faith in her strength and support her. C'mon. Not to mention, the main love of Katniss' life isn't some guy. It's her little sister. Their relationship is palpable in the movie. You feel how much she loves her little sister and then directs that love onto Rue. And look--two women! In a movie! In a competitive sport! Getting along! The horror, the horror! Rue and Katniss have a lovely little sistamance, and it warms my cold and shrinking heart.
And, yes. There's romance. There's a love triangle. It's going to turn into this long, drawn out thing for the rest of the series. But while Bella Swan was torn between a stalker and a furry, Katniss is torn between two men who have faith in her strength and support her. C'mon. Not to mention, the main love of Katniss' life isn't some guy. It's her little sister. Their relationship is palpable in the movie. You feel how much she loves her little sister and then directs that love onto Rue. And look--two women! In a movie! In a competitive sport! Getting along! The horror, the horror! Rue and Katniss have a lovely little sistamance, and it warms my cold and shrinking heart.
7. Resistance > Domestic Abuse
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Forget every reason that's come before this, because this is the real kicker. And where I show my true, blue colors. The thing that really kills me about both The Hunger Games and Twilight is that they're Young Adult novels. Meant for...young adults. Kids. The movies always slide under the R rating so they can get a young audience to see them. However, when I have a kid and I name her Badass Jr., the last thing I want is for her to come to me and say, "Hey, guess what I learned about today! Sex is evil and men verbally threaten women to show affection and babies eat their way out of their mother's stomach!" No. Not cool. Kids need knowledge. Especially in this day and age, the age of movements like the Egyptian Revolution and Occupy Wall Street, they need stories about government and rebellion. Star Wars does it--the tyrannical government, the rebellion that fights for all the right causes.
The Hunger Games gives us a girl who doesn't care much for politics--she just wants to feed her family. But she gets swept up in the wave of it and comes face to face with government corruption as well as the various walls you hit when fighting a resistance: who is the enemy? Where do you draw the line between "what they are capable of" and "what we are capable of"? How do you defeat the enemy without playing the enemy's game? Now, maybe there's some grand message about the role of vampires in society in Twilight that I'm missing out on because, frankly, my dear, I just don't give a shit, but what it comes down to is The Hunger Games is a smart, relevant movie and good for Rebel Alliance children of all ages.
So let this be the last time The Hunger Games is ever mentioned alongside Twilight just because they're both successful YA novels. The Hunger Games is not Twilight, President Obama is not a muslim, and marrying your cousin is still a bad idea. Now that we've got some basic facts in our brainpan, let's compare Hunger Games to movies that it can actually relate to, like Battle Royale, even if Suzanne Collins is still pretending she's never seen it. Or even Hanna (2010), which the movie itself gave a nod to by including Marissa's Flashback from the Hanna soundtrack (and I wet myself with excitement just a little bit). Really, this movie is fucking epic. If bloodthirsty teenagers, Woody Harrelson, and epic sistamances are your thing, see it.
The Hunger Games gives us a girl who doesn't care much for politics--she just wants to feed her family. But she gets swept up in the wave of it and comes face to face with government corruption as well as the various walls you hit when fighting a resistance: who is the enemy? Where do you draw the line between "what they are capable of" and "what we are capable of"? How do you defeat the enemy without playing the enemy's game? Now, maybe there's some grand message about the role of vampires in society in Twilight that I'm missing out on because, frankly, my dear, I just don't give a shit, but what it comes down to is The Hunger Games is a smart, relevant movie and good for Rebel Alliance children of all ages.
So let this be the last time The Hunger Games is ever mentioned alongside Twilight just because they're both successful YA novels. The Hunger Games is not Twilight, President Obama is not a muslim, and marrying your cousin is still a bad idea. Now that we've got some basic facts in our brainpan, let's compare Hunger Games to movies that it can actually relate to, like Battle Royale, even if Suzanne Collins is still pretending she's never seen it. Or even Hanna (2010), which the movie itself gave a nod to by including Marissa's Flashback from the Hanna soundtrack (and I wet myself with excitement just a little bit). Really, this movie is fucking epic. If bloodthirsty teenagers, Woody Harrelson, and epic sistamances are your thing, see it.
