B Is For Badass.

ALPHABET THIS, BITCHES.

So I finally caved and jumped on the alphabet meme bandwagon. I've seen some of you sturdy hearted bloggers going all the way through with this and doing a letter a day, and I bow down to your greatness. Me? I'm a lazy bastard. So here's my way of sneaking in and jumping on the fun with half the work--I'm just throwing all the letters into one great big post of my all time favorite movies. Yeah, wanna fight about it?

A is for Angel Eyes.

B is for Bad Mother Fuckers.

C is for "Clever girl..."

D is for Diamonds.

E is for Extraction.

F is for Fight Now, Cry Later.

G is for The Good Fellas.

H is for Hunting Trophy FTW.

I is for "I know."

J is for Jack's Smirking Revenge.

K is for Kinda Funny Lookin'.

L is for Lomax. Bernie Lomax.

M is for M.

N is for Nosebleeds.

O is for Offers You Can't Refuse.

P is for Poltergeist-Style Babies.

Q is for "Quid Pro Quo, Yes Or No?"

R is for Roadtrips.

S is for Spoons.

T is for The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning.

U is for Unicorns.

V is for Viddy This.

W is for Whips.

X is for XXXX.

Y is for Yuppies.

Z is for the Zhokhov Islands. A Remote, Desolate Place.

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS M.?

...M. Hufstader will be returning to a blog near you. As soon as she gets her head out of the mindfuck that is procrastination central.