All The Cool Kids Were Doing It...

15 QUESTIONS. BITCHES.

So it's looking like everyone's jumping on this 15 Questions Meme bandwagon. And by everyone I mean [film] girl and Film Mattic. The meme is originally a brain child of Defiant Success, and I believe it succeeded defiantly. But they just made it look like so much damn fun I had to put my two cents in. And since this is clearly a procrastination technique, we're cutting the crap and skipping straight to the numbers...

1. Movie you love with a passion.

Enough said.

2. Movie you vow to never watch.

Even the poster makes me uncomfortable. Quickly moving on...

3. Movie that literally left you speechless.

$%@#)*! So fucking good. 

4. Movie you always recommend.

If you don't like the original series, you might want to check your pulse.

5. Actor/actress you always watch, no matter how crappy the movie.

And he's already made me suffer for this one. Thanks a lot, Green Hornet.

6. Actor/actress you don't get the appeal for. 

The answer is Sarah Jessica Parker, not the horse. If you can tell which is which.

7. Actor/actress, living or dead, you'd love to meet.

I don't actually really need to meet Harrison Ford, I just want to meet Indiana Jones, kthx.

8. Sexiest actor/actress you've seen. 

I know she's not everyone's favorite, but more for me.  And of course this doesn't hurt.

9. Dream cast.

So they're all kind of very different actors, but hey. It could happen.

10. Favorite actor pairing.

What can I say? RDJ and Val Kilmer make a great bromance.

11. Favorite movie setting.

Unnamed, ambiguous third world country.*

12. Favorite decade for movies.

If you can't tell, I'm a fan.

13. Favorite chick flick or action movie.

It's literally impossible for me to pick one action movie. So its come to this. 

14. Favorite hero, villain or anti-hero.

See #8.

15. Black and white or color?

All credit to www.ibraheemyoussef.com/ibraheemshop.

Another Tarantino take over? I think so.


*In no way am I endorsing The Expendables. I still hate its guts. 

B Is For Badass.

ALPHABET THIS, BITCHES.

So I finally caved and jumped on the alphabet meme bandwagon. I've seen some of you sturdy hearted bloggers going all the way through with this and doing a letter a day, and I bow down to your greatness. Me? I'm a lazy bastard. So here's my way of sneaking in and jumping on the fun with half the work--I'm just throwing all the letters into one great big post of my all time favorite movies. Yeah, wanna fight about it?

A is for Angel Eyes.

B is for Bad Mother Fuckers.

C is for "Clever girl..."

D is for Diamonds.

E is for Extraction.

F is for Fight Now, Cry Later.

G is for The Good Fellas.

H is for Hunting Trophy FTW.

I is for "I know."

J is for Jack's Smirking Revenge.

K is for Kinda Funny Lookin'.

L is for Lomax. Bernie Lomax.

M is for M.

N is for Nosebleeds.

O is for Offers You Can't Refuse.

P is for Poltergeist-Style Babies.

Q is for "Quid Pro Quo, Yes Or No?"

R is for Roadtrips.

S is for Spoons.

T is for The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning.

U is for Unicorns.

V is for Viddy This.

W is for Whips.

X is for XXXX.

Y is for Yuppies.

Z is for the Zhokhov Islands. A Remote, Desolate Place.