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What the fuck is a tumblr? I don't know, but The Smoking Pen has one! For all those in need of an extra fix of badassitry, head over to the-smoking-pen.tumblr.com. Enjoy the eye candy, the adrenaline gland candy, the nose candy. Just...you know. Don't snort what you find in other people's coat pockets.