4.23.2013

It's Aliiiiiiive!


So it's no secret that I've been royally with cheese sucking at blogging. But! I am not dead! Sorry, George Lucas. I live to hate the prequels another day. I've been quietly (like a motherfucking ninja) drafting up posts, so you'll start to see a little more activity from my side of the blogsphere in the next couple days. In the meanwhile, a quick update!

1. All is well in Hotlanta. I've got a short film in post-production, and since this is the first script I've ever written that's come to life, so you can guarantee I'll be jumping up and down like a rabid Easter bunny when that shit is completed.

2. I've also been doing some good ol' fashioned novel writing. Sci-fi all the way. No details about that, but I will say my girl has forbidden me from seeing Oblivion since there are elements of the plot that look too similar. So everyone tell me that movie sucks even if it doesn't so I don't go Natural Born Killers on Tom Cruise.

3. Even though I've been AWOL, you all still nominated me for the first round of LAMMY's. What the frak? You guuuuys. Bringing back the support and voting on some badass bloggers this year.

Basically, I've been as busy as Michael Madsen, so I apologize for the very large void in the space that was The Smoking Pen. However, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet that I will return guns blazing, dick-envy swinging, pen in one hand and chainsaw in the other to deliver motherfucking movie massacre.

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    1. I missed you too!! Returning from the dead! And I WILL get you your Scanner Darkly review.

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    2. I look forward to it! Come check out the site - I just had my 4th year anniversary, broke 100k hits today, and will hit my 500th post by Weds...

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  2. Holy shit. If it isn't mon frere.

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    1. Hot damn! Mon frère! Time to look back on everyone's posts for the past four months.

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  3. Any writer who uses foul language in their articles is sadly inept of moral character and is in desperate need of increasing their vocabulary skills.

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  4. very cool! Nice to see you back, although it sounds like you've been kicking ass while you were away.

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    1. Thanks, man! I've been up to my eyeballs in badassitry. Kinda. But I WILL revive these movie reviews, dammit!

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  5. Holy shit it has been forever. I nearly sucked all the oxygen out of the rom when I saw it was you on my blog. LOL I look forward to some movie massacre and you must share your thoughts with me on Django.

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    1. Bwahaha, thanks, lady! Yeees, Django is up and coming. I'm hitting myself because I didn't review it when I first saw it, so I've gotta rewatch it before I jump on that badboy. The abridged version is: I LOVED IT.

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  6. Yay! glad to see you're back even if I did just notice it 3 weeks late...

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    1. Thanks!! No worries, I"m sneaking in slowly but surely.

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    1. Thanks, homeboy! Good to be back on familiar soil.

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